Vag Degreaser mug
First you take boiling water and pour it on her meat curtains to tenderize. Then you fist fuck her to loosen her up. You then hook jumper cables to her cunt and pull it wide. Spread your Asshole and drop a huge diarrhea shit into her snatch. Shove a sewer rat into her cunt, and then cut off her pussy lips with a rusty axe. Make her lick the blood off the axe. While the blood is flowing hook up the attached jumper cables to a battery and cauterize her bloody cunt closed. Take the axe and begin to slice open her brown eye. Take a power nap. Use a drill and bore a hole through her ass to her snatch. Rip open her cunt. Pour margarita mix into her ass and let it drain through the whole till it drips out her pussy. Drink up. Take the shit covered drip and rip a hole through her cheeks. By now you have the biggest, stiffest, moist chode. Pork the cheek hole till you nut through the other cheek hole. Take another power nap. You then fill her vagina with motor oil, lighting it on fire and searing her snatch. (Beware; the motor oil will be dripping out of the butthole due to the drill hole. so watch your feet) Then you dip your meat stick in butter, roll it in frosted flakes. You then force your tube steak into the flaming gold mine, deep frying your one eyed trouser snake. then thrust it deep in her throat, causing her to barf on your crispy deep fried chode meat. Stuff the remaining puke chunks in her fur burger, thus sealing the hole connecting the glory cave and the poop chute.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.