becca bray
a girl that she does get shitfaced when you get here drunk. when shes stoned you can barley tell a difference from her real personality cept she gets way sexier. most guys try to fuck her. but if you know her... shell wrap you round her pretty little fingers and leave you hanging their. she lets you look all you wont and even shakes her ass a lil just to catch your eye. but let me tell you! that girl is small but she can pack a punch! only look and NEVER touch or shell kick your ass!!! im a ufc fighter and she took me like cake and i was even punchen her in her pretty boobs!!! she likes to make songs, she sings them to me all the time because im like her best friend and i guess she already noes im in love with her so she dont care about looking weird in front on me. i think she sings like an angel even though she says she sings awful. she always makes songs about some calob guy which needs his ass kicked for making her cry. i wuld die to have her but no she wont have me. she wants so guy i have no clue is! btu she can be really sweet when she ants an somehow she dont eve cry if she gets really bad hurt..i no. if she broke her leg in half shed just laugh. but the only way she does cry is when shes in love and trust me it has to be deep. she can impersonate anybody! and she is so stupid when it comes to getting jokes and common sense that you would be laughing you ass off almost pissing everywhere wathcing her try to figure somthing out!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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