becca bray
a girl that she does get shitfaced when you get here drunk. when shes stoned you can barley tell a difference from her real personality cept she gets way sexier. most guys try to fuck her. but if you know her... shell wrap you round her pretty little fingers and leave you hanging their. she lets you look all you wont and even shakes her ass a lil just to catch your eye. but let me tell you! that girl is small but she can pack a punch! only look and NEVER touch or shell kick your ass!!! im a ufc fighter and she took me like cake and i was even punchen her in her pretty boobs!!! she likes to make songs, she sings them to me all the time because im like her best friend and i guess she already noes im in love with her so she dont care about looking weird in front on me. i think she sings like an angel even though she says she sings awful. she always makes songs about some calob guy which needs his ass kicked for making her cry. i wuld die to have her but no she wont have me. she wants so guy i have no clue is! btu she can be really sweet when she ants an somehow she dont eve cry if she gets really bad hurt..i no. if she broke her leg in half shed just laugh. but the only way she does cry is when shes in love and trust me it has to be deep. she can impersonate anybody! and she is so stupid when it comes to getting jokes and common sense that you would be laughing you ass off almost pissing everywhere wathcing her try to figure somthing out!!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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