ASSED Mug
A state of not being in a normal state, whether its a result of drinkin too much, smokin too much, etc. or just being abnormal in ur "normal" state. Typically, it's utilized with a slew of other swear words or misspelled when typed because of an inability to properly spell when one is intoxicated. You may also want to stress the word "ass" when using the term, enunciating it as obnoxiously as you can. Now, one may ask why you need this word when you have the words "drunk", "faded", "hammered", "shitfaced", "inebriated", "hamsauced", "blazed", "stoned", "fucked up", etc. First of all, consider the word "ASSED" a universal term to describe the intoxicated state youre in. Instead of sayin youre drunk n high, you can say youre ASSED. Secondly, if you are in fact ASSED, you are far more intoxicated than the other words indicate. Finally, the term ASSED always has to be spelled in all capital letters to emphasize how it sounds wen it is used and to get the full meaning across. The word originated wen a group of college students from the Bay Area went on a trip to Tahoe n were ASSED for 3 days strait. Once the word was uttered for the first time, it caught on like a hook to a fishs mouth n a whole family of similar words wer created, includin SHASSED, COCKLED, n SHASSCOCKLED. The word spread like an STD to the students respective colleges, rangin all da way from UCLA n USC 2 Yale n has finally made its way to urbandictionary, where da official definition is solidified 4 life.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/