Snitch Mug

Table of Contents 1. Intro--The Art of Snitching ------------------------------------------ 2. Before Snitching ----------------------------------------- 3-1. When should you snitch 3-2. When NOT to snitch ------------------------------------------ 4. How to Snitch ----------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------ 1. Snitching is not just something you do, it is an art. "To Snitch or Not to Snitch" a great one once said Snitching is basicly telling on someone, but with this guide you will learn how to snitch REDEFINED! Snitching is telling on another person. Telling another person who cannot do anything about it or does not have high authority does NOT count as snitching. 2. Before Snitching, always make sure you have a comeback incase a counter snitch ( in that case when you snitch on somebody they snitch back) a back up plan and ALWAYS know the consequences of snitching. 3-1. When should you snitch? Well you ONLY snitch during the following: -when something SERIOUS happens (sometimes even with friends...) eg. someone got stabbed -when someone snitches on you, you are entitled to 2 free snitchess to the same person. -when the person does a DICK move to you - when a person breaks a formal agreement or deal - if someone has stole something over the value of $5 from you, if someone else, you may tell them but in that case they will have to snitch not you, or else you will be the bigger snitch 3-2. When NOT to snitch (below) -When someone steals something less than $5 you should not snitch, but you can confront them or steal something of 1.5X value or lower - NEVER snitch when there is a little friendly prank, or just a casual fight (but you may get revenge) -When a friend snitches on you, you may call them a snitch for a day or two but NEVER snitch back on them. 4. HOW to snitch, now here comes the art of snitching To Snitch, sooner or later you know the victim will find out. but you should try to conceal it and have less suspiscion every time you snitch. Try to snitch when the person is away and then go. and do not EVER let the person interrupt while you are snitching because. A. they can counter snitch, or tell their side of the story B. After you are done, they will do the same to you In Conclusion i do not prefer snitching myself unless it is a major cause. Snitching is a great power, and when there is great power it takes great responsibility. (Spiderman 1)