Jersey Boy Mug
Term for a male aged 16-21 from Northern New Jersey who pretends to be a "city boy" from New York. A Jersey Boy is often of Italian descent and pretends to be "hard as shit" despite having in all probability grown up in an upper-middle class suburban neighborhood. Often Jersey Boys will smoke at least 2 packs of cigarettes a day, their only larger daily expenditure of money being on hair gel and ripped jeans. Often Jersey Boys will "talk shit about everything" despite "not knowing anything". The most common staples of a Jersey Boy's vocabulary include "fuck", "thats fucking bullshit", "what are you some kind of faggot", and "...me and the boys..." In defiance of biological fact, 99% of all Jersey Boys have black hair, and are often attracted to girls who most people would describe as either, in a good way, "freak(aaaaa)y" or in a bad way, "skanky". Most Jersey Boys will grow up to marry a woman they do not love, and have multiple kids who they will barely know, which suits their personalities as it will permit them to continue to "talk shit" long after their primes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing