The Most Amazing Substance In The World
See:Poop An amazing substance...Can take all 3 forms of matter(solids,liquids,gases(Tee Hee).Can be classified using this "helpful" guide.... 1.The Plain Shit Quick, easy and clean(well as clean as it could be...). The dream shit 2.The 2nd Wave Just as you pull your pants up from the first one you realise, to your dismay, that your not finished. 3.The Ghost Turd The kind where you fell it come out(can be painful) and there is shit on the toilet paper, but alas!, the bowl is clean 4.The Ass Master The type of shit that is so huge in size and so mind numbingly painful to squeeze out in feels like your giving birth to it.Usually is so big you have to break it up into little peices before you flush it down 5.The "Oooo Ahhh..." Shit The shit that is so huge and impressive you have to ring up your friends who will generally make noises of shock and awe 6.The Gas Cloud Shit The type of shit that smells so bad anyone that walks within 30 metres of your bathroom goes "Damn!",they may also faint...You will need to attack it disenfectant and air-freshner(10+ cans).You will have to continually attack it until the smell goes away(this may take several days) 7.The Mexican Food Shit See:anal volcano 8.The Corn Shit No explanation needed 9.The Rea... Usually caused by a virus.Comes out all mushy and stuff, you have to wipe about 50 times everytime you go and you have to go about 10 times a day.It is also caused by eating taco bell which brings us to.... 10.The Taco Bell The El Grande of shit So excruciating it brings a tear to the eye of even the strongest men.Smells similar to The Gas Cloud.Its comes out in a way similar to toothpaste...Can also be slightly gritty also similar to the.... 11. ....Crunken Nights Shit.... Pretty much the same as The Taco Bell.Leaves skid marks in the bottom of the toilet. Comes in two colours: 1.Oh-No-I-Have-Shit-Marks-On-My-Undies Brown 2.Fuck-My-Head-Hurts-Like-Fuck green 3.Holy-Fuck-It's-Red Red and in extreme cases.... 4.*complete silence* Blue/Purple 12.Cocoa Puff You squeeze and squeeze, it taunts you, you fight back,control your muscles,it may need vocal assistance... After you get up you expect to see a lincoln log, but alas! It's a cocoa puff, it sits there...Taunting you... 13.The Posh Turd Has no odour. 14.The Hanging Soldier A shit that sort of just hangs there, if a shake or two doesn't make it come loose use a bit of toilet paper to push it away. 15.Liquidity(The Shampoo Shit) The kind where it squirts out like shampoo and takes 100 wipes to dry/clean 16.Arse Orchestra The type of shit where all that comes out is gas, usually loud enough to make everyone in the house giggle. 17.The OMFG-Why-Can't-I-Poop Poop Similar effect of Arse Orchestra You just keep pushing and pushing to no avail...identical to the Ghost Turd, except when you wipe there is nothing there And that is why it is the most amazing substance in the world(I didn't really prove that but IDC)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
I bought this mug for my daughter for Valentine’s Day. She saw the different descriptions of her name on your site, and read every one of them!! She then found a mug with everything written about her name on it. So, I am surprising her with it. The mug looks great. Quick delivery!
I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.
Annie from the customer service team helped me out tremendously with some adjustments that I wanted done after my order was placed. I really appreciate her willingness to go above and beyond for my request. The product was received exactly how I wanted it! One happy customer over here. Thanks!
I love the item I ordered but found the website a little difficult to navigate.
Now this has been my favourite mug by far. I put the word of scrunkly on it just as i had envisioned. Now to know why i picked a scrunkly mug, we need to go back all the way to the year of 2016. It was a day like no other, the birds were tweeting. We were all laughing while playing in the playground. Then came that fateful moment. A cackle was heard screeching throughout the lands. I turned my head in complete and utter fear. Two seagulls stood there. One was cackling while a red liquid dropped from its mouth. The head of the seagull next to it was missing. The seagull had consumed its friend's head! A betrayal, no... a parley even! To this day I still hear the words which left that evil beast's beak. It said, "Awww, the scrunkly". It then flew off into the sunset, leaving nothing but chaos and carnage behind. Anyways 10/10 for the mug. Would buy again.
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