The Most Amazing Substance In The World Mug
See:Poop An amazing substance...Can take all 3 forms of matter(solids,liquids,gases(Tee Hee).Can be classified using this "helpful" guide.... 1.The Plain Shit Quick, easy and clean(well as clean as it could be...). The dream shit 2.The 2nd Wave Just as you pull your pants up from the first one you realise, to your dismay, that your not finished. 3.The Ghost Turd The kind where you fell it come out(can be painful) and there is shit on the toilet paper, but alas!, the bowl is clean 4.The Ass Master The type of shit that is so huge in size and so mind numbingly painful to squeeze out in feels like your giving birth to it.Usually is so big you have to break it up into little peices before you flush it down 5.The "Oooo Ahhh..." Shit The shit that is so huge and impressive you have to ring up your friends who will generally make noises of shock and awe 6.The Gas Cloud Shit The type of shit that smells so bad anyone that walks within 30 metres of your bathroom goes "Damn!",they may also faint...You will need to attack it disenfectant and air-freshner(10+ cans).You will have to continually attack it until the smell goes away(this may take several days) 7.The Mexican Food Shit See:anal volcano 8.The Corn Shit No explanation needed 9.The Rea... Usually caused by a virus.Comes out all mushy and stuff, you have to wipe about 50 times everytime you go and you have to go about 10 times a day.It is also caused by eating taco bell which brings us to.... 10.The Taco Bell The El Grande of shit So excruciating it brings a tear to the eye of even the strongest men.Smells similar to The Gas Cloud.Its comes out in a way similar to toothpaste...Can also be slightly gritty also similar to the.... 11. ....Crunken Nights Shit.... Pretty much the same as The Taco Bell.Leaves skid marks in the bottom of the toilet. Comes in two colours: 1.Oh-No-I-Have-Shit-Marks-On-My-Undies Brown 2.Fuck-My-Head-Hurts-Like-Fuck green 3.Holy-Fuck-It's-Red Red and in extreme cases.... 4.*complete silence* Blue/Purple 12.Cocoa Puff You squeeze and squeeze, it taunts you, you fight back,control your muscles,it may need vocal assistance... After you get up you expect to see a lincoln log, but alas! It's a cocoa puff, it sits there...Taunting you... 13.The Posh Turd Has no odour. 14.The Hanging Soldier A shit that sort of just hangs there, if a shake or two doesn't make it come loose use a bit of toilet paper to push it away. 15.Liquidity(The Shampoo Shit) The kind where it squirts out like shampoo and takes 100 wipes to dry/clean 16.Arse Orchestra The type of shit where all that comes out is gas, usually loud enough to make everyone in the house giggle. 17.The OMFG-Why-Can't-I-Poop Poop Similar effect of Arse Orchestra You just keep pushing and pushing to no avail...identical to the Ghost Turd, except when you wipe there is nothing there And that is why it is the most amazing substance in the world(I didn't really prove that but IDC)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning