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an emotional unavailable man (can apply to females as well) How To Spot Emotionally Unavailable Men: Also useful for spotting the physically and spiritually unavailable men! He has a girlfriend He’s married He’s recently separated He has a long distance relationship He’s very reliant on text messages, IM’ing and email for the majority of his contact They’re ambiguous about the status of the relationship You’re not sure when you’ll hear from the next, even though you’ve been dating them for a while You think you’re in a relationship, but it’s closer to a booty call He says stuff like ‘If only the timing was different, you’d be the perfect girlfriend’;’If only things were different I’d definitely marry you’ When you try to tackle the status of your relationship or any issues, he either tells you what you want to hear and then returns to his normal behaviour or he just skirts the issue. One way or the other, you wind up back at square one. He lives with his ex He shares a bed with a woman that he claims is his friend He admits that he is dating multiple women continuously He’s not over his ex – openly He says he’s over his ex but he’s quietly still trying to cope with the end of the relationship He mentions his ex or things that happened between the two of them often He’s an overt mother lover – mummy’s boy He’s a mother hater – has an overtly negative relationship with his mother He doesn’t call when he’s supposed to. Ever. He’s one big walking excuse. You feel empty after you sleep with him. He creeps out after sleeping with you even though you’ve been together for a while He has a stringent routine that he just won’t deviate from – sometimes a sign that he has someone else He won’t take calls either before or after a certain time – often a sign that he’s cheating He doesn’t come around to your place until late He is resistant to involving himself in your life He talks about his problems, his successes, his life – it’s me, me, me all the way He determines the momentum of the relationship – you meet up when he wants to meet up He pushes for an ‘open’ relationship He never refers to you as a girlfriend, partner or any form of significant other He uses sex as his way of demonstrating his so-called ‘emotion’ There are pockets of time when he seems to just disappear, and then he resurfaces with little or no explanation It feels like he blows hot and cold He’s quick out the gate in pursuing you, gets your attention, and then goes into a slow canter He tells you that he has a lot of issues that he needs to deal with He actually says ‘I’m not ready for a relationship’ but is still with you He says he wants to get married, but there is no sign of a ring, no sign of a date and years are going by He can’t commit to anything, no matter how miniscule – everything that he’s asked, such as whether he can do something with you is a big drama to get him to say yay or nay He’s got about as much emotion in him as a stone He may try and sleep with you on the first night Source: http://www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Quandale D. Jun 12
Review by Blade A.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A. Jun 12

Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.

Dale F. Jun 12
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w. Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B. Jun 9

Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F. Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C. Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L. Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G. Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W. Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M. Jun 4
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.

Jack O. Jun 4

I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Mor b. Jun 3
Review by Wilfred W.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)

Wilfred W. Jun 1
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It was a good gift

Demond W. Jun 1
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AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning

RWGDGsG I. May 31

Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!

"L" May 31

Guys do i buy a sex mug?

Lmao N. May 30

its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!

joe May 29

EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.

Mark M. May 29
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