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an emotional unavailable man (can apply to females as well) How To Spot Emotionally Unavailable Men: Also useful for spotting the physically and spiritually unavailable men! He has a girlfriend He’s married He’s recently separated He has a long distance relationship He’s very reliant on text messages, IM’ing and email for the majority of his contact They’re ambiguous about the status of the relationship You’re not sure when you’ll hear from the next, even though you’ve been dating them for a while You think you’re in a relationship, but it’s closer to a booty call He says stuff like ‘If only the timing was different, you’d be the perfect girlfriend’;’If only things were different I’d definitely marry you’ When you try to tackle the status of your relationship or any issues, he either tells you what you want to hear and then returns to his normal behaviour or he just skirts the issue. One way or the other, you wind up back at square one. He lives with his ex He shares a bed with a woman that he claims is his friend He admits that he is dating multiple women continuously He’s not over his ex – openly He says he’s over his ex but he’s quietly still trying to cope with the end of the relationship He mentions his ex or things that happened between the two of them often He’s an overt mother lover – mummy’s boy He’s a mother hater – has an overtly negative relationship with his mother He doesn’t call when he’s supposed to. Ever. He’s one big walking excuse. You feel empty after you sleep with him. He creeps out after sleeping with you even though you’ve been together for a while He has a stringent routine that he just won’t deviate from – sometimes a sign that he has someone else He won’t take calls either before or after a certain time – often a sign that he’s cheating He doesn’t come around to your place until late He is resistant to involving himself in your life He talks about his problems, his successes, his life – it’s me, me, me all the way He determines the momentum of the relationship – you meet up when he wants to meet up He pushes for an ‘open’ relationship He never refers to you as a girlfriend, partner or any form of significant other He uses sex as his way of demonstrating his so-called ‘emotion’ There are pockets of time when he seems to just disappear, and then he resurfaces with little or no explanation It feels like he blows hot and cold He’s quick out the gate in pursuing you, gets your attention, and then goes into a slow canter He tells you that he has a lot of issues that he needs to deal with He actually says ‘I’m not ready for a relationship’ but is still with you He says he wants to get married, but there is no sign of a ring, no sign of a date and years are going by He can’t commit to anything, no matter how miniscule – everything that he’s asked, such as whether he can do something with you is a big drama to get him to say yay or nay He’s got about as much emotion in him as a stone He may try and sleep with you on the first night Source: http://www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
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This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)