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an emotional unavailable man (can apply to females as well) How To Spot Emotionally Unavailable Men: Also useful for spotting the physically and spiritually unavailable men! He has a girlfriend He’s married He’s recently separated He has a long distance relationship He’s very reliant on text messages, IM’ing and email for the majority of his contact They’re ambiguous about the status of the relationship You’re not sure when you’ll hear from the next, even though you’ve been dating them for a while You think you’re in a relationship, but it’s closer to a booty call He says stuff like ‘If only the timing was different, you’d be the perfect girlfriend’;’If only things were different I’d definitely marry you’ When you try to tackle the status of your relationship or any issues, he either tells you what you want to hear and then returns to his normal behaviour or he just skirts the issue. One way or the other, you wind up back at square one. He lives with his ex He shares a bed with a woman that he claims is his friend He admits that he is dating multiple women continuously He’s not over his ex – openly He says he’s over his ex but he’s quietly still trying to cope with the end of the relationship He mentions his ex or things that happened between the two of them often He’s an overt mother lover – mummy’s boy He’s a mother hater – has an overtly negative relationship with his mother He doesn’t call when he’s supposed to. Ever. He’s one big walking excuse. You feel empty after you sleep with him. He creeps out after sleeping with you even though you’ve been together for a while He has a stringent routine that he just won’t deviate from – sometimes a sign that he has someone else He won’t take calls either before or after a certain time – often a sign that he’s cheating He doesn’t come around to your place until late He is resistant to involving himself in your life He talks about his problems, his successes, his life – it’s me, me, me all the way He determines the momentum of the relationship – you meet up when he wants to meet up He pushes for an ‘open’ relationship He never refers to you as a girlfriend, partner or any form of significant other He uses sex as his way of demonstrating his so-called ‘emotion’ There are pockets of time when he seems to just disappear, and then he resurfaces with little or no explanation It feels like he blows hot and cold He’s quick out the gate in pursuing you, gets your attention, and then goes into a slow canter He tells you that he has a lot of issues that he needs to deal with He actually says ‘I’m not ready for a relationship’ but is still with you He says he wants to get married, but there is no sign of a ring, no sign of a date and years are going by He can’t commit to anything, no matter how miniscule – everything that he’s asked, such as whether he can do something with you is a big drama to get him to say yay or nay He’s got about as much emotion in him as a stone He may try and sleep with you on the first night Source: http://www.baggagereclaim.co.uk/

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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