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1. Discourages enjoyment, recreation, creativity, human rights and freedom. 2. Encourages corrupt beliefs, productivity, slavery and propaganda. 3. Money making totalarianists. 4. Wish to enslave every man woman and child. 5. Creator of the matrix- the routine which our lives follow e.g born, work, die. 6. Try to force corrupt opinions and lies onto your thinking through the use of propaganda. 7. Think they know what's better for you... which is total bullshit. 8. A system which should crash and burn whilst we laugh at its incompetence. 9. Control- nothing more, nothing less. 10. Terminating your free will and your preferred profession in life- which is why the majority of us end up in pre-determined jobs, instead of custom ones such as becoming activists, artists, philosophers and musicians. 11. Will destroy you if you question them. 12. In it for the money. 13. Create the illusion of freedom- the reality is domination. 14. Fail to realise that humans cannot be governed by control- control is governed by man: with us, control is exercised when necessary- unlike the government, where it is abused to enforce order. 15. hated by teenagers and anyone with any sense :) 16. Supported by adults and those who succumbed to propaganda- forget them, they are too late to be saved :( 16. Crash 17. Burn 18. DIE! 19. FOREVERMORE! :) 20. "By tomorrow, I will be dead, because the census carried out with all our personal details was given to the government, so we can be found and destroyed- and me and my family will be targeted tomorrow at sundown :(" Give this definition to anyone who has not seen the light- act now, and their souls will be spared :P
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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