government Tee
1. Discourages enjoyment, recreation, creativity, human rights and freedom. 2. Encourages corrupt beliefs, productivity, slavery and propaganda. 3. Money making totalarianists. 4. Wish to enslave every man woman and child. 5. Creator of the matrix- the routine which our lives follow e.g born, work, die. 6. Try to force corrupt opinions and lies onto your thinking through the use of propaganda. 7. Think they know what's better for you... which is total bullshit. 8. A system which should crash and burn whilst we laugh at its incompetence. 9. Control- nothing more, nothing less. 10. Terminating your free will and your preferred profession in life- which is why the majority of us end up in pre-determined jobs, instead of custom ones such as becoming activists, artists, philosophers and musicians. 11. Will destroy you if you question them. 12. In it for the money. 13. Create the illusion of freedom- the reality is domination. 14. Fail to realise that humans cannot be governed by control- control is governed by man: with us, control is exercised when necessary- unlike the government, where it is abused to enforce order. 15. hated by teenagers and anyone with any sense :) 16. Supported by adults and those who succumbed to propaganda- forget them, they are too late to be saved :( 16. Crash 17. Burn 18. DIE! 19. FOREVERMORE! :) 20. "By tomorrow, I will be dead, because the census carried out with all our personal details was given to the government, so we can be found and destroyed- and me and my family will be targeted tomorrow at sundown :(" Give this definition to anyone who has not seen the light- act now, and their souls will be spared :P
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.