purple pupil people eaters

What is a purple pupil people eater: a person too high to make a sentence and instead decides to eat a sober person, because purple pupil people eaters can. They also can gett away with such crime because they are god. How to spot a purple pupil people eater: They will smell a lot like weed, or if smart will smell like strong weed and perfume mixed. Will have blood shot eyes, dyed hair, and screaming random shit at unexpecting citizens. Usually female. How to defend yourself against purple pupil people eaters: a purple pupil people eater will not attack people who are under the influence. stay away from parks, swings and being alone at night. When spotted by a purple pupil people eater: RUN! don’t look back, go home gett high and you may then be safe unless you have blue eyes. purple pupil people eaters don't however eat old people, they taste bad. they love to eat people with blue eyes, don’t ask whyy. How to become a purple pupil people eater: *you have to be mad ballin’ 1. Make sure you don’t have blue eyes. If so, you fail. 2. Gett baked. 3. Look in a mirror make sure eyes are as red as possible 4. Say purple pupil people eater without laughing, and without mixing up your words. three times. 5. Go to nearest or biggest park possible, and yell random shit at people. Including free sex. Why people become purple pupil people eater: usually because they have nothing better to do. Or maybe they just are that amazing and became purple pupil people eaters. Most common reason people become purple pupil people eaters is because they like the taste of people. *please note do not judge purple pupil people eaters, they are people too