purple pupil people eaters tee
What is a purple pupil people eater: a person too high to make a sentence and instead decides to eat a sober person, because purple pupil people eaters can. They also can gett away with such crime because they are god. How to spot a purple pupil people eater: They will smell a lot like weed, or if smart will smell like strong weed and perfume mixed. Will have blood shot eyes, dyed hair, and screaming random shit at unexpecting citizens. Usually female. How to defend yourself against purple pupil people eaters: a purple pupil people eater will not attack people who are under the influence. stay away from parks, swings and being alone at night. When spotted by a purple pupil people eater: RUN! don’t look back, go home gett high and you may then be safe unless you have blue eyes. purple pupil people eaters don't however eat old people, they taste bad. they love to eat people with blue eyes, don’t ask whyy. How to become a purple pupil people eater: *you have to be mad ballin’ 1. Make sure you don’t have blue eyes. If so, you fail. 2. Gett baked. 3. Look in a mirror make sure eyes are as red as possible 4. Say purple pupil people eater without laughing, and without mixing up your words. three times. 5. Go to nearest or biggest park possible, and yell random shit at people. Including free sex. Why people become purple pupil people eater: usually because they have nothing better to do. Or maybe they just are that amazing and became purple pupil people eaters. Most common reason people become purple pupil people eaters is because they like the taste of people. *please note do not judge purple pupil people eaters, they are people too
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!