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Bryson created himself on July 3, approximately 170,000,000,000,000,000 years ago. he was the first of anything in existance. he is now residing in a toolshed sized house behind a tattoo shop, delivering pizzas and being a coke mule. it is rumored that Bryson owns and creates centillion dollar bills. which are unheard of. he lives in a shithole because he dosn't want people to know about him or his money. rumor has it, he is currently competing with Jesus Christ for ruler of all existance in this galaxy and the next. Ledgend has said he was obducted by aliens (who now worship him as their creator) and was granted a time machine, a hologram machine, and among other things like a colking device, which he aquired by granting the aliens entrance into his butthole. It is also said that Bryson has used the time machine to do things such as; beat Gandhi up, have sex with Zeus, give birth to Jesus, and become his own father. Wisemen have said that Bryson holds in his possession ancient and mythological artifacts including, the Holy Grail, the Spear of Destiny, Martha Stewart, and Osama Bin Ladens pubic hairs, but when asked about such things Bryson denied ever possessing them and said "If I ever did own anything of the sort, I probably lodged them deep in my rectum, and if thats the case then they will never see daylight again." Bryson has invented many things, among such are the; enema, dildo, s&m sex, assless chaps, and the common sport of asshole punching. Bryson loves pllz, and because of this he fell asleep at the wheel of his lumina which went up a mountain and ramped off over a lake, fortuinately Bryson woke up and bailed out of his car before it went off the ramp exploding in mid air. after that, Bryson's asshole was broken, and he snorted pills until he had a seizure. Currently his followers are in the process of establishing a religion after Bryson. Their beliefs are like no other; for example, they believe that the anus can stretch as wide as the mind allows it and swallow anything whole. Most of these beliefs are the idealogies of none other than the man himself, Bryson. He once traveled time all the way back to the Roman ages and conquered most of the existing land of the time. The Romans in return thought highly of him, and gave him the name stracoulious, the infamous Roman god of Feces. He is also leader of all animals alike and can connect with them through thought. For example; he once told a three foot fish to swim through the air, gut itself, die and bleed all over his frontdoor step. This event became ledgendary around his hometown and the many worlds he has created. It sparked curiosity among the media in Japan and investigation soon began. Bryson is a member of the witness protection program due to disputes he had in the past with the Fagowawawawa aliens from the planet Cock and because of this he did not want the attention he was offered and told the media it was his bastard brother and one of his friends. Currently Bryson has moved out of his shithole house and resides with his parents, still delivering pizzas and still being a coke mule.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Very basic mug but does the trick!

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The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.

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This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.

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Would have like the entire cup with purple color. Not just the part with the slogan. It's a nice cup!

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It was fantastic very good quality.

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The printing, the Word and it's definition -- were not quite what I expected. And the same word definition ordered on two different mugs, and yet each was described / defined differently.

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This was easy to order although I wish the preview pics showed the next on both sides once you finish customizing. But I appreciated that if the text doesn't fit they email you and ask what you want it to say. Came out great and I can't wait to give it as a gift

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Sent to a friend. He loved it!

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Well printed, the mug's ceramic is of good quality, I'm not sure what else I can add. I am surprised it could be printed and shipped so quickly based on my earlier experience printing/kiln-firing/baking this kind of product. Well done.

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Funny cup that my girl absolutely loved!

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my partner thought it was very silly

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I’m excited to have gotten it. I’m going to give it to a man at my church that volunteers this time and won’t stop working! So the inscription is perfect for him.

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Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.

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urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo

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Perfect way to start my day!

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The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.

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The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.

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fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

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Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.

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