annoying whale Mug
1. Annoying bitches who have pissed you off and are also fat. Usually permanently annoying and makes you want to impale every single fat person with a rusty spear. 2. The girl you walk by in the hallway at school is always like WAHHAHAHA OR HEY (FRIEND), WHHATTTSS UPP?? in that fucking annoying only-whale tone you can't quite put your finger on without going insane. 3. Sure they have friends, usually those annoying blonde and skinny bitches who are so fucking annoying as well. They usually like to dry dock themselves on the couch and eat continuously. 4. They never EVER eat in front of their boyfriend if they manage to get one for one sad reason, God Bless the boy who was lured in by a sick sense of low self-esteem and/or loneliness. The fat whale usually likes to laugh like BAHAHAHAHA because well....you'd do that if you were fat too...right? 5. Thinks she is popular on myspace with all those friends...but...is really not. Who's gonna say no to a friend invite if you know/have heard of/seen them in school or work? 6. Loves cake and little cute things like bows and hello kitty shit. Honestly...that stuff makes whales look fatter....it just does okay? 7. Hated by MANY. Period.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image