Robo Mug
The act of getting high through the process of taking (or drinking) Robitussin. Recommend to take 30 pills or a bottle and a half for a good trip. Too much can cause unwanted blackouts and disfucntioning. Too little causes a short trip and only to suffer in the "Transaction" stage. There are 5 Stages of Robo-ing 1. "On-The-Clock", This stage is when your have already taken your premeditated dose and awaiting for the next stage to occure. If taking pills, you may feel bloated if you take pills 1 by 1. Commonly in this stage, you may feel a lose of appetite because of the process of breaking down the chemicals in Robitussin so you can intake the DXM. 2. "Transaction" or "Trippin'". Normally in this stage you will feel like you have gotten drunk. First with vision then with balance and so on. Dizziness may occur to the point where you would like to lie down and rest. Nausea may occur in some, but not all. *Note* HIGHLY RECOMMENDED NOT TO VOMIT, YOU WILL FEEL WORSE. 3. "High" This is when you finally feel good during your trip. You will feel as if time was altered, you will become very observant, slowed reaction, lose of balance, the works. Simply, if you wanted to get fucked up in the first place (i.e. majority of the college nation) then you have just reached the prize. 4. "Quantum Physics Like Thinking", This I cannot explain with support, but due to the excess of DXM in your system, the DXM will encounter other lobes of your brain which will make your think more excessively in that specific area. Trips may vary. You may question the existence of life, religion, the universe. You may create your own theories or questions ones that exist. You may reach enlightenment or reach a goal to a plan. This stage is the biggest variable of all trips. NO ONE WILL HAVE THE SAME EXPERIENCES OR THOUGHTS DURING THIS STAGE, THIS CAN BE A VERY FUN AND MIND OPENING STAGE. HAVE FUN :) 5. "Sobering" This is the stage where you divert to either other previous stages or your effects simply die down. Typically your mind will be the first to clear up, but your body will take a very long time to recover, about 4-6 hrs. depending on tolerance. RECOMMEND: *ONLY IF YOUR HAVE TIME (LIKE 6-10 HRS.) *IF YOU WISH TO NOT HAVE SEX ANYTIME SOON *IF YOU DON'T FREAK OUT EASILY *IF YOU CAN HOLD YOUR OWN *IF YOU CAN TRUST THE FRIENDS AROUND YOU *IF YOU ARE TRUELY COMMITTED, CAUSE NO CONFIDENCE THAT "EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT" WILL CAUSE FREAK OUTS
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning