Caringbah High School Mug
Academically selective high school in Sydney's south, juxtapositionally (in every sense of the non-existent word) situated diagonally opposite Endeavour High School, perhaps as a bleak reminder to its students of what is possible when one puts one's mind 'to it'. Despite the bounteous, however somewhat meek (and in the opinions of CHS's smug, ridiculously talented pupils, "flattering") taunts and stereotypes which are supplied by the degenerate students of neighbouring schools in the Sutherland Shire region (which typically comprise terribly misspelled variations of the words "calculator", "formaldehyde" and "Hubschrauberlandeplatz", Caringbah High School's students pride themselves in obliterating and humiliating said schools, not just in academic feats (namely debating, public speaking and basically every HSC course in existence), but also sporting tournaments, the annual "Best-Looking Student Award", "Best Everything Award" and "Best at Getting Awards Award". Wegen der fantastischen Lage des 'Top-Schools', der auf a layer of clay (if you failed to understand that touch of German sarcasm, your IQ is under 170), the school's bottom annexe will host all 950 students in the not-too-distant future, rendering the renowned Walkway merely a thing to be marveled by future generations; a, historical place where older students asserted their physical dominance over Year 7 n00bz!
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I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right