Dragon Wang Mug
It's like a cool summer breeze on a hot summer night. It is like the reflection of the moon falling across the top of wet palm trees during a violent tropical storm. It is the eye in the maelstrom. It is the joker in the pack. It is like that little reminder tugging at your brain trying to warn you that at home,the iron is still on, burning, burning, burning, like that fire in your soul. It is like the ninja that creeps silently in the night, moving from roof top to roof top with cat-like precision. It is like the moment in between a wakeful state of enlightenment and the blissful state of ignorance but without all the melodramatic prose. It is as quiet as a bunny fart and as loud as a Jurassic Park DVD with a 7.2 surround system. It is like the tears of a weeping woman than just got short changed on her recent purchase of chicken McNuggets from a famous fast food restaurant suffering from a declining market share in a declining market. It is a force not to be trifled with. It is the source of all human knowledge and all human misery. It is like the place your soul goes to if you die a virgin. It is like no other game you have ever experienced. So grab on with both hands and play the game that has no end. Beat the head boss and become the master of your destiny. In the line between shadow and light, there stands only one game, one game alone, that has no peer in the world. That game is Dragon Wang. The eternal Wang. Lord of all games that has come before it. The lord of all games that will ever come, that will ever hope to come. Few players will rise to the occasion and beat Wang. Few players will finish Wang off. This is the challenge of the Wang. Can you beat it?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning