stay-at-home son Mug
(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits: -does controlled substances -never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one) -bums money off of his friends and never pays them back -the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours -lives with his parents after the age of 30 -gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol -spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes -when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created -attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence -never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form -always looking for a handout -performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer -leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet -listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter -thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!