stay-at-home son
(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits: -does controlled substances -never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one) -bums money off of his friends and never pays them back -the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours -lives with his parents after the age of 30 -gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol -spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes -when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created -attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence -never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form -always looking for a handout -performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer -leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet -listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter -thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
The Urban Dictionary Mug
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
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