On Tour Mug
On Tour is a card game that combines elements of truth or dare and five card stud. Players are dealt a five card hand after determining a set punishment for the person with the lowest hand. After the cards have been dealt, players reveal their hand and the loser must execute the predetermined punishment. The quality of a hand is the same as in poker with a royal flush as the best hand and single high card as the worst. In a straight round of On Tour, only the losing hand will be forced to act out a punishment (e.g. performing a striptease for the group, drinking a puerto rican asshole, applying Nair to sensitive body parts, etc..) In a mixed On Tour round, more than one person will be involved in the punishment. In a double-loser round, both the players with the worst and second worst hands will perform a task, with the lowest hand usually taking the worst of the roles (One common example for the double-loser is to have the losing hand pretend to be deaf while hitting on a stranger, preferably waitstaff, while the second loser serves as a sign language translator). In a winner-loser round, the winning hand and losing hand will engage in some type of punishment/interaction that is usually sexual in nature (loser licks winners nipple, etc...) ORIGIN and DECIMINATION On Tour was invented by members of the since disbanded San Francisco rock band band, io, during their West Coast to East Coast tour in the summer of 2001. The game was initially played primarily in North Carolina and San Francisco circles, but has since become a social fixture in New York City, Los Angeles, Washington DC, and most recently, Beijing China. The punishments "Slaps" and "Nair Balls" produced such severe physical trauma as to be retired in most On Tour circles. New Players use these at their own risk.
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!