East Stroudsburg North Mug
Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.
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looks perfect!!! we loved it
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The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
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Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
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ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool