Birdfeeding
1. The act of paying absolutely nothing or close to nothing for the opposite sex when going out on dates, meeting at bars and going to strip clubs but still managing to have sexual intercourse the very same night. 2. The act of having the opposite sex buy everything including but not limited to; food, household appliances, video games, paying bills, etc. and all one offers in return is sex or minimal companionship. Ten Rules of Birdfeeding: 10. Thou shall not taketh the bird or broad to the movies if it is not necessary. 9. If you do taketh someone to the movies. Thou shall not purchase food, drink, or any other products of consumption inside. 8. Thou shall not taketh the feedee out to eat unless it is at the BK lounge, the golden arches, or any other place of dining with no items on the menu costing over $7.00. 7. Thou shall not taketh the feedee home to meet moms or bring anything from moms to the bird or broad. 6. Thou shall not spend numerous hours with the feedee and consider it bird feeding. (TIME IS MONEY) 5. Thou shall not cater to friends and family of the feedee under any circumstances. 4. Thou shall not bird feed those who shouldn’t be bird fed. (Spouse) 3. Thou shall not bird feed unless the feeding results in prosperity for the feeder. i.e. (get or getting anything of value x10 for time spent.) 2. Thou shall not be bird fed if you consider yourself a bird feeder. 1. Thou shall not claim bird feeding if they have broken any of these commandments
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
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