Birdfeeding Tee
1. The act of paying absolutely nothing or close to nothing for the opposite sex when going out on dates, meeting at bars and going to strip clubs but still managing to have sexual intercourse the very same night. 2. The act of having the opposite sex buy everything including but not limited to; food, household appliances, video games, paying bills, etc. and all one offers in return is sex or minimal companionship. Ten Rules of Birdfeeding: 10. Thou shall not taketh the bird or broad to the movies if it is not necessary. 9. If you do taketh someone to the movies. Thou shall not purchase food, drink, or any other products of consumption inside. 8. Thou shall not taketh the feedee out to eat unless it is at the BK lounge, the golden arches, or any other place of dining with no items on the menu costing over $7.00. 7. Thou shall not taketh the feedee home to meet moms or bring anything from moms to the bird or broad. 6. Thou shall not spend numerous hours with the feedee and consider it bird feeding. (TIME IS MONEY) 5. Thou shall not cater to friends and family of the feedee under any circumstances. 4. Thou shall not bird feed those who shouldn’t be bird fed. (Spouse) 3. Thou shall not bird feed unless the feeding results in prosperity for the feeder. i.e. (get or getting anything of value x10 for time spent.) 2. Thou shall not be bird fed if you consider yourself a bird feeder. 1. Thou shall not claim bird feeding if they have broken any of these commandments
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.