FEDS Mug
Two females that take enjoyment from screaming in cell phones, laughing at the Sephora staff that is unable to properly apply make up, sneak under JCPenny tables without Jamaicans noticing, counting how many calories the fat girls consume at the lunch table, and best of all, avoiding the autistic boy's outbursts when coring an apple. Also, people who enjoy tourmenting the mexicans in DA BAY, and leaving purring messages on their cell phones, when, of course, the air horn was dead. They also enjoy a lot derived from 'The Bay', like for example THIZZ DANCING. Even though it is from California, the FEDS have learned to perfect the THIZZ FACE FROWN like no otha. Formally known as the TAKE MONEY HOES, before their myspace was deleted because of Mallory the calories. Enjoys spittin' the mad raps along with da young infamous ryno'z beatz. Takes vigorous trips to Russia and back, exploring the deep terrain. The animals, the water, oh so dangerous. When returning to the homeland, they enjoy watching the cooking channel.These 'FEDS' make up their own 'FED' language, including nothing but mispronounced words and gorilla movements. Also, discusses how weak Sandra Lee and Robin Miller are. The United States Government is very threatened by these two, because of their attempt to make a capital to the unowned Antarctica. They misunderstood serious concern with laughter. What sack suckers. Also, because of their very heart for abiding the law, they seek to point out any illegal mexicans, and the fat girls they are fucking, AKA Danielle THE HAM Munoz. This monster of a being has a restraining order put on her by the FEDS, because of an attempt to 'cop a feel' on Big Papi AFED's burger. The Big Mommma CFED would not let this shit continue! The national mexican protection program has been trying to get in touch with these two for quite some time now, but no response, probably because these FEDS were too busy talking to their sistah from anotha mista, Big Momma Nat Tho. But, when it comes down to the end of the day, these FEDS are just two females who, deep down, love eating cookie dough and yelling at the cooking channel.
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Customer Reviews
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!