The Look Mug
The Look is what a man gets when he fails to complete a pre-assigned task or activity that a close female (often wife, girlfriend, or mother) had ordered him to do. Such tasks almost always pertain to household chores. A list of such chores follows: The Look has been known to cause a wide range of injuries to men who have been so badly cursed from birth as to receive such a spectacle of feminine fury. While some lucky few have escaped with minor scrapes and bruises, the most severe cases often involve comatose states or death. The very worst of the worst, however, are when the angry female actually sucks the soul out of the male using The Look. Scientists are still puzzled by the long distance between man and woman at which the soul can be removed - it has reportedly happened when the woman and now-soulless bag of flesh are not even in the same room. Of course, many men involved in the research of The Look have themselves fallen victim to that which they were studying, often because they were so engrossed in their research that they forgot to take out the trash, walk the dog, re-caulk the bathtub, bring that package to the post office, clean the garage, rake leaves, shovel the sidewalk and driveway, patch the roof, wash the dishes, pick up her mother/aunt/cousin from the airport, re-sod the front lawn, fix that damn creaky door, mow the lawn, fill up the grill's propane tank, change the oil in her car, pick up the dry cleaning on the way home from work, sort recyclables, mend the fence, weed the garden, call the cable company, or sweep the basement....
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/