barbara bush Mug
The spawn(er) of Satan’s idiot troll, who happens to be our 43rd president. Known for her ability to degrade any individual, race, or situation in a manner that makes it sound, if anything, nice. However the thought behind it is anything but. During her time in the white house and after she became involved in many projects, charities, and events each with an ulterior motive behind them. Most notable of these being her charitable donation to the Bush-Clinton Katrina Fund under the condition (yes I did say condition) that the charity do business with an educational software company owned by her son Neil Bush. In another prime example, after winning a recognition she won $36,000 of which she gave most, that is MOST to charity. Leaving the question of her definition of Some. About the war in Iraq she was quoted saying, "Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? Oh, I mean, it's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?" This esteemed quote shows a complete lack of respect of the country that she helped hold sway over. Also noted for her being the subject of many cruel, belittling, but accurate jokes much of which doesn’t have to do with her, but with her relation to George Sr. and Jr. According to comedian Doug Stanhope, she is known to consort with Rush Limbaugh, Ronald Reagan, Dan Quayle, and George Bush Sr. in a bathtub fantasy, in which it is rumoured she “unrolls her flaccid labia, like some ball-less nut sack” Plays a part as the second boss in the ANTI-BUSH-VIDEO-GAME found on the internet. It is anticipated that over half of the American public wishes that she was sterile
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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