Pominville Mug
(N.) Sizeable Creature often found lurking around the Uxbridge Highschool hallways or the Mill, have been seen driving an ugly blue jeep. During the colder months the beast is in a state referred to as "Pomintron", in which a specimen can often be confused with the anti-christ. However during the warmer months of the year, the Pominville undergoes an extraordinary change. It sheds its long-sleeved outer coat for more suitable attire. This metamorphosis is known as "Pomwonderful" If confronted by a Pominville during the fall/winter months stay clear of it's massive guns and under no circumstances grab it's whistle. The best thing to do is not to avoid the "Pomintron" but rather attempt to appease it by running full speed at all times while within close proximity. Although encountering this creature in warm climates, during which the creature is generally not a fagle, may lead to pizza and Gatorade, never make it aware of your recent visits to prison or of your acclimation with the "pump". If you happen to stumble upon an angry Pominville during mating season, commonly noted by it's spants, it can be easily distracted with either a hoggie or a grinder. Navy beans, Navy beans... Meatball sandwich.
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Customer Reviews
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image