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Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food Friends: Would bail you out of jail Homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!" Friends: Won't laugh at you. Homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around! Friends: Has never seen you cry Homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down. Friends: Asks you to write down your number. Homies: Have you on speed dial Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Friends: Only knows a few things about you Homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you. Friends: Would knock on your front door Homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME" Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments... Homies: Are next to you making them! Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone Homies: They already know not to tell... Friends: Are only through highschool Homies: They are for life Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough Homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!" Friends: Will leave you in a ditch Homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later! Friends: Would ignore this letter Homies: Will send this this back to the person who sent it to u!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
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