1st base Mug
1st base is of course what everybody start's out with ..... It's just pretty much "Making out" Now making out is very passionite and everybody reading this I know enjoy's it (Unless you havn't gotton to 1st base yet but there is nothing wrong with that it's harder for some people to work up the courage to even ask somebody out) Now making out you want to start out slow nothing extremely serious so wait about 2 minute's to start getting really into it so when you really start getting into put some pressure on it push against each other's lips harder not to hard but hard enough to know that there is somebody there and now that you start doing that you might start to want more so maybe open your mouth a little bit (don't tounge yet) Open your mouth and actually feel them breathe dot that for a while and now that you have done that now it's time to start frenching (useing tounge) Move you tounge into there mouth not too far yet maybe too when you start feeling there teeth (But if you do this and they don't return the favor stop and wait till she/he is ready for that) But if they are then when you move your tounge out and move it back in go farther and the more you go just go farther not to choke them with your tounge but just let them know that you want it and you know as this progress's it will get more passionite and then you will have to wait and see what happen's ;) Oh and before I forget when you start to tounge you may have some saliva from both of you but just live thru it, it doesn't matter it's actually some what enjoyable
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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