parents Mug
Those Whom Which Have Birth To You. Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18. Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents. Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their House Until The Age Of 18. Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures In Which Have No Actual Point. Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As Their Own. Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace. Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early. Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause. Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues. Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive. Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed You. Those Who Are Uncomfortable Seeing His/Her Child Do Nothing (Or Play) While They Are Working Themselves. Those Who Let Off Their Steam, Built Up On The Weekdays, On You Every Saturday Morning. Those Who Can Start A Bitch Fest From ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Despite The Fact That You Have Said NOTHING AT ALL And Have Done Nothing Wrong Today.<Proven By Yours Truly. Those Who Believe That Time=Maturity, Not Experience=Maturity, Because Otherwise, Kids Would Be Equal To Parents, Which Is Considered Absurd. Well, That's It! =P Now That I'm Scrolling Up From The Text Box, I Noticed That I Was Flaming...I Don't Know, Maybe I'm Still Blind And Totally Oblivious To My Parents True Intentions. Maybe I'm Still Ignorant And Naive And Haven't Seen The Light Yet. Then Again, There's Still Time. Still Got 5 Years Till My Parents Legally Have No Ownership Of Me. Jeez, Sure Let Off Some Bitterness There.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.