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Those Whom Which Have Birth To You. Those Whom Which Own You, And Everything You Possess Until The Age Of 18. Okay, So Those Are The Basics That Everyone Can Agree On. Now Here The Part In Which I May Get Some Downs For. I Don't Know If I Can Trust Peoples Accounts In The Other Defs. But Hopefully, This Is What Defines SOME Parents. Those Who Emphasize The Fact That They Own You, That You Have No Rights Under Their House Until The Age Of 18. Those Who Threaten You About Your Future And Constantly Go On Mad Tirades And Lectures In Which Have No Actual Point. Those Who Take All The Money You Have Or Get (From Any Source) And Freely Use It As Their Own. Those Who Lie To You Just To Make You Quiet Or A Obtain The Moments Peace. Those Who Yell At You For Being Late, If Not Then Screaming At You For Not Being Early. Those Who Have A Lot Money, Don't Spend Their OWN Money, And Find A Way To Get More Money Regards Of The Risks And Events In Which They Will Cause. Those Who Constantly Brag About How They Are Superior To You, In Every Aspect Of Life And Always Pass The Blame To You In Front Of Their Colleagues. Those Who Bombard You With Constant Statements About Your Friends Or The Names Of Anyone They Come Across That Are Related To You Of How They Will One Day Betray You Until You Are Paranoid And Have No Idea What It Was Like Being Naive. Those Who Say They Love You, But Before You Can Open Your Mouth Have Already Back Stabbed You. Those Who Are Uncomfortable Seeing His/Her Child Do Nothing (Or Play) While They Are Working Themselves. Those Who Let Off Their Steam, Built Up On The Weekdays, On You Every Saturday Morning. Those Who Can Start A Bitch Fest From ABSOLUTELY NOTHING Despite The Fact That You Have Said NOTHING AT ALL And Have Done Nothing Wrong Today.<Proven By Yours Truly. Those Who Believe That Time=Maturity, Not Experience=Maturity, Because Otherwise, Kids Would Be Equal To Parents, Which Is Considered Absurd. Well, That's It! =P Now That I'm Scrolling Up From The Text Box, I Noticed That I Was Flaming...I Don't Know, Maybe I'm Still Blind And Totally Oblivious To My Parents True Intentions. Maybe I'm Still Ignorant And Naive And Haven't Seen The Light Yet. Then Again, There's Still Time. Still Got 5 Years Till My Parents Legally Have No Ownership Of Me. Jeez, Sure Let Off Some Bitterness There.
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