Norwegian Ass Baby Mug
In ancient Norwegian history there was a story of a troll so ugly no other troll or anything of nature would touche it. This troll than went to a Norwegian Viking Metal Festivial. It met the most beautiful viking metalist it had ever saw. The troll tried talking to the man but the man refused to such a hidous creature. The troll than became very angry, and we all know when trolls get angry: They get HORNY! So the troll than went in the mans trailer which in that time was a wagon with 2 oxens. She filled the vikings gaunlet (because vikings drank from gaunlets at the time) with booze. She than hid under the vikings rock-like bed. Very thirsty the man than drank the whole gauntlet. He became very drunk. Than the troll leaped out from under the bed and became walking towards the viking. The viking saw the most beautifullest tree he had ever seen (because in those times vikings dated trees) They began to express their love for each other. The viking than started to have anal sex with the troll. Being very very turned on the troll than took it's hand and shoved it up the vikings ass. In this process troll fungus leaked out from her fingernails. It was a long night for those too. The viking than woke up the next morning. He procedeed to the bathroom to take some herbs for he had an extreme headache. All of a sudden he had the most strangest feeling in his stomach. He rushed over to the toliet and pulled his furrs down. He was screaming in agony as his vowels pushed out whatever was in his rectum. After about a half an hour of this unbelieveable pain he herd something crying. He pulled up his furrs and look in the toliet. He saw the most hidious thing in his entire life. He than looked in his rock bed to find the mother of this hidious creature lieing in his bed smoking a racoon. "YOUR THE FATHER OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NORWEGIAN ASS BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN!" she said. That fatefull night for generations and generations every norwegian man must suffer the pain of giving birth to an Norwegian Ass Baby once in his life.
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Customer Reviews
very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.