Norwegian Ass Baby Mug
In ancient Norwegian history there was a story of a troll so ugly no other troll or anything of nature would touche it. This troll than went to a Norwegian Viking Metal Festivial. It met the most beautiful viking metalist it had ever saw. The troll tried talking to the man but the man refused to such a hidous creature. The troll than became very angry, and we all know when trolls get angry: They get HORNY! So the troll than went in the mans trailer which in that time was a wagon with 2 oxens. She filled the vikings gaunlet (because vikings drank from gaunlets at the time) with booze. She than hid under the vikings rock-like bed. Very thirsty the man than drank the whole gauntlet. He became very drunk. Than the troll leaped out from under the bed and became walking towards the viking. The viking saw the most beautifullest tree he had ever seen (because in those times vikings dated trees) They began to express their love for each other. The viking than started to have anal sex with the troll. Being very very turned on the troll than took it's hand and shoved it up the vikings ass. In this process troll fungus leaked out from her fingernails. It was a long night for those too. The viking than woke up the next morning. He procedeed to the bathroom to take some herbs for he had an extreme headache. All of a sudden he had the most strangest feeling in his stomach. He rushed over to the toliet and pulled his furrs down. He was screaming in agony as his vowels pushed out whatever was in his rectum. After about a half an hour of this unbelieveable pain he herd something crying. He pulled up his furrs and look in the toliet. He saw the most hidious thing in his entire life. He than looked in his rock bed to find the mother of this hidious creature lieing in his bed smoking a racoon. "YOUR THE FATHER OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL NORWEGIAN ASS BABY I HAVE EVER SEEN!" she said. That fatefull night for generations and generations every norwegian man must suffer the pain of giving birth to an Norwegian Ass Baby once in his life.
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!