TCB
The act of masturbating, or "Taking Care of Business" so to speak. Also known as: Tickle the Crotch Beef Touch the Clammy Bologna Tame the Cranky Beaver Tossing of Crotch Ballistics Tapping the Creamy Bagel Taunting the Canoe Badger Twiddling Charlie’s Brother Toyfully Cranking the Boner Tenaciously Caressing the Bellhop Tenderly Converting Believers Teaching the Cabin Boy Telltale Clam Blood Toking the Crusty Barnacle Taunting Captain Badly Twisting and Clamping the Balls Terrorizing Captain Bluehelmet Tranquilly Capsizing the Buoy Tasting Cunnilingus Breath Tasteless Correction of Borneo Tempting the Chicken Bucket Taking Care of Bogey Tempting Cleavage Bullets Tricking the Carrot Below Tightening Constricted Ballsacks Ticklishly Clutching the Bollocks Training Corporal Blinkey Trigger the Catapult of Boing Tossing the Cyclops a Bonbon Trip the Carnal Bullseye Torque the Creep Baton Taint Caressing Begins Taint Croquet Blastoff Tossing Creamy Bullets Tossing Chum Butter Turbo Causes Blisters Traveling the Cosmos and Beyond Tease the Constricted Boa Targeting Consecrated Bliss Tormenting the Confused Bluefish Tickling Chewbacca's Beard Targeting Calculated Boinger Treating the Caretaker for Blueballs Tango with Creamy Balm Touching the Crepe of Booyah Titillate the Cobalt Balloons Tempting Carnal Bliss Taking Care of Bollocks Taste the Crème Brule Triggering the Combustible Banana Titillating the Cylindrical Bulimic Tubing the Carcass Balloon Targeting for Cleavage Barrage Tossing the Corpulent Bologna Trampus Coitus Bonkum Tapping Curvaceous Backside
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
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I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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