futz
Pronounced: Fah-uh'ts Helpless individual who creates a most annoying atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual is often a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills of a "print designer" Overdetermination of an individual required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine the correct key combonination that makes the printer do its job, providing prints. The Futz is often seen with: 1. Arms frantically waving around in the air. 2. Walking in small circles from desk to printer in non stop round trips. 3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does this how do i fix it? and... Does anyone have the repair phone number? 4. Often the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational music from above. When the futz begins the dance of waving arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay your distance. The issue is oftne solved by plugging in the printer or pressing the print button either on the computer screen or on the printer itself. Do not assume a print designer all print designers know how to print!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
Wowzers
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