futz
Pronounced: Fah-uh'ts Helpless individual who creates a most annoying atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual is often a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills of a "print designer" Overdetermination of an individual required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine the correct key combonination that makes the printer do its job, providing prints. The Futz is often seen with: 1. Arms frantically waving around in the air. 2. Walking in small circles from desk to printer in non stop round trips. 3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does this how do i fix it? and... Does anyone have the repair phone number? 4. Often the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational music from above. When the futz begins the dance of waving arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay your distance. The issue is oftne solved by plugging in the printer or pressing the print button either on the computer screen or on the printer itself. Do not assume a print designer all print designers know how to print!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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