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Older males are in their money making prime And young women are in their money needing prime and beauty prime. These three primes often converge creating the secret underground "older man being financially generous to beautiful younger woman" situation. The idea that all sugar daddies are rich is a stereotype and cliche. That's like saying "all johns are rich". Fact is, sometimes all a poor or needy female wants is for you to help her provide food and basic things for her children she can't afford or maybe help her afford cable television or an education or... just a place to live while she gets on her feet. It's not how rich YOU are that matters, its how POOR she is. Poor females are very open to sugardaddies of all income brackets (well, except maybe poor). Sugar daddying young women is generally seen as "immoral behavior" but most believe that the origins of that taboo has more to do with society's hatred for "older men/young women" couples than money itself (a hatred likely invented by older women and indoctrinated into us via the mothering process). Because of the somewhat taboo nature of sugar daddying or having a sugar daddy, most of these types of relationships are top secret and hush hush. You won't usually know that that 22 year old woman has a secret 51 year old sugar daddy who earns $60,000-$1,000,000 annually and provides for her as if she were his wife. A young woman will usually not admit she has a sugar daddy since she knows she will be called a "whore/prostitute" and men will not admit he is a young woman's sugardaddy because he knows he will be called a "dirty old man" for dating a young woman (even if he was once a boy toy. No male is immune to that smearing). The fact is, a young woman with an older man is the ONLY human in society who will NOT call him a "dirty old man" for admiring her beauty (older women most definately will call him that, some men might, young males most definately will, and maybe some young women will. but she won't). This makes her the only person even REMOTELY deserving to share in men's successes to begin with. Young women who don't call older men "perverts, dirty old men, letches" DESERVE the generosity of older men. Not the label tossers of society. My sister calls sugar daddy's "buytoys" for young women.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed

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Jennifer S. Jun 20
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0

0w0 king Jun 20

I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!

Oliver N. Jun 19

Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)

Zaira Z. Jun 19

The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!

Verona S. Jun 19
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love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou

Pat P. Jun 19

I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!

me . Jun 18

I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Indy R. Jun 18
Review by Jansen P.

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.

Jansen P. Jun 17
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i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend

parkzer g. Jun 16

Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊

Tera S. Jun 16
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Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.

Cynthia P. Jun 16
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This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!

Jzuez Jun 15

The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3

Sharen K. Jun 15

this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.

ben m. Jun 14

love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Quandale D. Jun 12
Review by Blade A.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!

Blade A. Jun 12

Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.

Dale F. Jun 12
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i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing

e w. Jun 9

This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.

LASZLO B. Jun 9
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