Tomas Mug
Origin: Latin Meaning: A Twin Variation of Thomas Ranked 506 in the top 1000 given names for births in the 1990's. He is: very attractive, extremely funny, a smart person (although others may not think so), and handsome. He: is very considerate of those that he loves, makes me smile so much that my jaw will start to hurt, speaks his mind and states everything clearly (and i like that), is very loud, can make me cry, has a tendency to get mad quite easily from time to time (it's okay), can't get enough of that music, won't get out of my head, and probably thinks I'm an idiot for typing all of this up on Urban Dictionary. I: really really like him a lot, like it when he gives me hugs (maybe more than like) (and especially when he squeezes me real tight), usually have trouble trying to stop myself from thinking about him, like it when he calls me unexpectedly, like listening to him, like walking next to him (LOL), just like being with him (too many likes!), remember watching Halloween and those other scary movies during October (TRICK OR TREAT B****) and how it sucked that they never said it right, used to have about seventy AIM chats saved with him (i know that's crazy), miss him when he's not at school (even just for one class), always talk about him to my girl Julie (and always hesitate because I don't want to annoy her), liked it when he came over to my neighborhood, wonder if he ever even thinks about me, always look forward to seeing him, can be really shy around him, know one day he'll see this, and I like going places with him and Julie (even though we bore him). I just really like him, a lot. Maybe even more than he knows. And I know once I send this and read over it I'll figure out something that I forgot to list and get worked up about it, haha, and so mad that I didn't put it. But you know what? I could always tell him. And - Tomas, if you do ever see this... I love you. :\
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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