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Tomas Tee

Origin: Latin Meaning: A Twin Variation of Thomas Ranked 506 in the top 1000 given names for births in the 1990's. He is: very attractive, extremely funny, a smart person (although others may not think so), and handsome. He: is very considerate of those that he loves, makes me smile so much that my jaw will start to hurt, speaks his mind and states everything clearly (and i like that), is very loud, can make me cry, has a tendency to get mad quite easily from time to time (it's okay), can't get enough of that music, won't get out of my head, and probably thinks I'm an idiot for typing all of this up on Urban Dictionary. I: really really like him a lot, like it when he gives me hugs (maybe more than like) (and especially when he squeezes me real tight), usually have trouble trying to stop myself from thinking about him, like it when he calls me unexpectedly, like listening to him, like walking next to him (LOL), just like being with him (too many likes!), remember watching Halloween and those other scary movies during October (TRICK OR TREAT B****) and how it sucked that they never said it right, used to have about seventy AIM chats saved with him (i know that's crazy), miss him when he's not at school (even just for one class), always talk about him to my girl Julie (and always hesitate because I don't want to annoy her), liked it when he came over to my neighborhood, wonder if he ever even thinks about me, always look forward to seeing him, can be really shy around him, know one day he'll see this, and I like going places with him and Julie (even though we bore him). I just really like him, a lot. Maybe even more than he knows. And I know once I send this and read over it I'll figure out something that I forgot to list and get worked up about it, haha, and so mad that I didn't put it. But you know what? I could always tell him. And - Tomas, if you do ever see this... I love you. :\

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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