lucy lawless Mug
*Lucy Lawless doesn't need to drive. Her destinations come to her. *It was Lucy, not Queen Boudicca, that defeated Rome back in the day. *Lucy doesn't need to worry about wearing Red or Blue in L.A.- both the Bloods and the Crips know better than to mess with her. *WWF/WWE's Chyna could lift the 280 pound champ over her head. Lucy can do this with one hand, and was thus banned from wrestling. *Lucy doesn't go through menstration. The eggs are too scared to come out. *She tried to cut her own breasts off, to make it easier to fight. Realizing her breasts were too tough, she now sharpens her sword on them. *Lucy is unable to have sex, unfortunately. The one guy that she tried to sleep with got ground up like hamburger meat. *When Lucy visits Alaska during the summer, the sun sets. *Lucy can touch M.C. Hammer. *When Captain Planet signed off saying "the power is yours!" Lucy said, "no shit sherlock!" *The creator of Wonder Woman met Lucy many years ago, and thus got inspired to create the character of Wonder Woman. *Lucy can convert normal Bacardi into 151 by touching the bottle. *In the club, lucy doesn't get accepted into VIP. VIP gets accepted to her. *Those who think women are the weaker sex have not encountered Lucy yet. *Chuck Norris has challenged Lucy to a fight before. Not wanting to crush his ego, she declined. *Also, she knew such a collision of powers would break the space/time continuum, so she opted out. *When Lucy goes to the mall and walks into Saks, the manager pays her $200 to wear the new pair of Seven Jeans. *When Lucy orders a drink, the bartenders tip HER. *In Las Vegas, Lucy doesn't pull the slot machine lever. Tokens simply spill out when she walks by. *Lucy talks on her cell phone during a movie. *Lucy has caught Bin Laden. *Everyone knows all of our T.V. show's signals travel to outer space. The reason all lifeforms steer clear of earth is because they have heard Xena, Warrior Princess and do not want to get owned.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
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