Cugette Mug
Female term for "Cugine". A woman, typically from NYC (all boroughs included) whose clothing is far too tight, hair is way too big as well as hard, uses so much make-up that she looks like a different person (typically a horror show) once her make-up is removed. Her nails are true designer claws - typically fake - as she hasn't got the staying power for anything other than your wallet. She chews gum like a cow, smokes like a boiling tea-pot (high pitched screech included), speaks with her hands along with an incredibly annoying whine. She calls everyone (including her friends, people she doesn't know and often herself) a bitch. To your face she pretends that she loves you but behind your back she plays vengeful games of manipulation, domination, and sabotage. Because of her deep seated jealousy she will snag your boyfriend, then dump him, sleep with your husband and then rat him out - of course doing you both the favor of destroying what was destined to fail. A magazine/television/movie/actress/model wannabe (though far from capable) and so much a scholar of labels she actually becomes one herself. Brains are NOT included. If she is skilled it is usually of a sexual nature which can be measured by how many different articles of clothing she has (especially boys) and jewelry she wears - unless she was born weathly, which in this case don't expect her being skilled at anything. Thankfully, this phase of one's life can end if one chooses maturity through grace.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!