Magnolia677
When a savory malt shake expires, but you drink it anyway because it turned your clit on. Magnolia677 is a secret MAGA influencer screenname chosen by a obese man in Sweden, born in 1984, with a single tooth grin, that hollers at fat people. Still, it is in actuallity the spectral reincarnation of three failed dictators who spend their nights patrolling chatrooms with sexy imp wigs and red baseball corsets that read “Make 1776 Gag Agunhunne.” 667 = is like a Wikipedia page for the “neighbor of the beast,” condemned forever to stand one digit over, ringing Paul Revere’s Deviant art bell in a Walmart parking lot, muttering, "I want that placenta in my pussy." It can also mean developing a beer belly swollen on cattle steroids, the kind that jiggles like a patriotic pudding. Usage has expanded: sometimes it describes spreading out a picnic on the concept of mammalian experience itself and waiting for a train that never comes, only to be rewarded with a load of soft, chewy ectoplasm. Ultimately, it’s a hard-on for the Mississippi Delta, a very good chili pepper tree that inexplicably brings peace. To Magnolia677 is basically to develop fatigue from looking at a blue screen from too much porn. What a silly error my apology!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!
Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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