Joseph Mug
A man who people think works hard because he wears a suit, though it's unrequired. A tight suit. Some think it's a child's medium as likes clothing that accentuates his hips and the manner in which they swish. Joseph is what the youth call "caked up". Joseph is often seen with a protein bottle, yet never in a gym. He's known to generate graphs and pie charts that illicit approving nods from the unwilling participants of his presentations. Though they don't understand the significance of his statistics, if only to expedite the process, they nod anyway. However, their ignorance can be forgiven because Joseph's charts are made up and, in fact, signify nothing. Though Joseph is subconsciously aware that the dates, percentages, and other numbers he arbitrarily scribbles into his PowerPoints bear witness to nothing but deceit, he takes comfort in the nods and finds them validating. Joseph has forgotten where the lie began and reality ends. In that beautiful, foggy horizon where nothing is real and his job means something, these nods tell Joseph, "Great job, kid. Keep going." Listen, we all have to find a way to cope. Some of us find peace in the bottom of a bottle of gin, where we forget about our broken lives. Some find it in the last drop of finely mixed filtered water and whey protein where we are shaken...yet also stirred, to find most of us just have small to average size penises. Heck, that's why they call them average. And, by God, average is OK with Joseph. It has to be.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/