Texas Parents Mug
Why are your kids dead? Hym "GOOD QUESTION! Luckily for everyone involved I am the only person on the planet who is actually going to tell you the truth. So, Texas Parents, you kids are dead because these YouTube parasites are trying to cover up a story that pertains to ME explicitly BECAUSE it pertains to me. I warned 20 million people that your kids were going to die 7 YEARS AGO. I said that people were singling out members of the community and manufacturing a mental illness by mirroring (deliberately) the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I said that it was happening to me. I said that I would be perfectly willing to murder your kids over it. So what THEY DID... Was JOIN IN ON IT with the people who were doing it to me. And then YOU KIDS SAW THEM DOING IT... Which was a big 'ole green light for them... So they decided to do to one of their classmates what they SAW THEIR FAVORITE YOUTUBERS DOING TO ME... And then the kid that they were doing it to, slaughter them for doing it. Now... There is a question of whether or not he knew what was happening to him. But the end result is exactly what it should have been. Dead kids. And the YouTube freaks a directly to blame! I knew it was going to happen. THEY knew it was going to happen. I wanted it to stop. THEY wanted it to continue.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!