Fucking, story. Mug
Meaning some one wants you to fuck their ass senceless, like, Tracey went out of her bathroom, wearing a thong so tight, it was like she was wearing nothing at all. But she remembered it was to make him horny as fuck and not even let him get her pussy. Jenson was on the bed looking at his phone, when he heard the door open he looked up and his mouth dropped through the earth. "Fuck, baby," he said, barley a whisper, he then grabbed her by the hips and pulled her on his lap. "Fuck baby, I need you." He started grinding her hips on him, but she stopped him. " Ah, ah, ah, naughty boy, you didn't ask," but he didn't care, he pushed her backwards on her bed and spread her legs, and licked through the fabric of her thong, " Ah-" she stopped her self, trying to torture him even more. He started to pull at the thong, almost ripping it off her, getting a soaked pussy. But Tracey pulled his head away and kissed him passionately. " AH AHHHH AHH," He said inbetween kisses. She started to message his large, now hard, bulged. It was heavy in her small hands, when she reached her hand in his pants. "You horny already, baby?" He moaned in response. "MmmMmmmmMMMM, STOP WITH THE TEASING," He was done with it, angry even. He flipped her legs open, ripped the thong in half, and tossed them to the side. He pumped in two fingers fiercely inside of her. She couldn't control her moans any longer and was now screaming them, the neighbors probably heard, but nether of them cared at all.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/