The Ten Duel Commandments
Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action. Number two: If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned. Number three: Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots. Number four: If they don't reach a peace, that's alright Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability Five: Duel before the sun is in the sky, Pick a place to die where it's high and dry. Number six: Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in. Seven: Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent. Number eight: Your last chance to negotiate Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight. Number nine: Look him in the eye, aim no higher. Summon all the courage you require. Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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