alphabetical easements
Da act of not requiring ya to either endure some hardship/drudgery, such as: beesement: relief from da constant "buzz" dat ya get when someone else tends da apiary for a spell breezement: ya don't hafta either fart or "have yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing airflow brieasement: permission to eat firmer cheeses like cheddar or mozzarella ceasement: either not being made to stop some desired action, or having some action dat ya dislike stopped cheesement: ya can have extra tasty cultured-milk slices in yer sandwich or burger Cleesement: ya don't hafta sit in on everyone else's viewing of "Fawlty Towers" reruns creasement: what a clothes-iron provides feesement: da waiving of normally-levied service-charges fleasement: what regularly bathing and properly feeding yer furry pet can provide freezement: not having to either be outside in da colder weather or be denied access to yer assets geesement: not having to deal wif all of those noisy messy feathered honkers in da back yard greasement: what ya get when a mechanic does da maintenance-work on yer jalopy keysement: where ya don't hafta bother wif fiddly little metal lock-opening implements kneesement: what those padded strap-on cups help to provide when hunkering down on hard/rough surfaces leasement: where yer landlord or realtor doesn't require a written contract to utilize a property peasement: either serving yer hungry self a steaming bowl of oatmeal, or not making ya eat said bland/disgusting cereal
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