Keanan Mug
One of the most incredible people you'll ever meet. Keanan can sometimes be very harsh on the outside, but he's one big gooey marshmallow when you get to know him. He's super compassionate, a very supportive friend, and incredibly funny. He'll make you laugh until your stomach hurts, and then he'll destroy you in every sport imaginable. Keanan is very active on the badminton court, soccer field, and the hockey rink, being able to use his insane muscles and strength to dominate all kinds of sports. His body looks like it was sculpted by Greek gods, and his personality shines through his striking dark eyes. His lips will draw you in with every word and his eyes will freeze you in place with a glance. You'll be trapped staring and admiring him all day with just one smile, one glance, from the dark haired boy who took your breath away. Don't ever let go of a Keanan because they stick around for a very long time, bringing so much joy and love into your life. His intelligence, wit, and sarcasm are his weapons of choice in an argument or debate, so don't go starting a fight with a Keanan. If he can't tear you down with his words, his giant biceps will surely rip you apart. Everyone deserves to have someone like Keanan in their life, but so few get the privilege. Hang on to him tight because he can race into your life just as quick as he can leave. (Due to the fact he's also very fast)
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awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^