Keanan Mug
One of the most incredible people you'll ever meet. Keanan can sometimes be very harsh on the outside, but he's one big gooey marshmallow when you get to know him. He's super compassionate, a very supportive friend, and incredibly funny. He'll make you laugh until your stomach hurts, and then he'll destroy you in every sport imaginable. Keanan is very active on the badminton court, soccer field, and the hockey rink, being able to use his insane muscles and strength to dominate all kinds of sports. His body looks like it was sculpted by Greek gods, and his personality shines through his striking dark eyes. His lips will draw you in with every word and his eyes will freeze you in place with a glance. You'll be trapped staring and admiring him all day with just one smile, one glance, from the dark haired boy who took your breath away. Don't ever let go of a Keanan because they stick around for a very long time, bringing so much joy and love into your life. His intelligence, wit, and sarcasm are his weapons of choice in an argument or debate, so don't go starting a fight with a Keanan. If he can't tear you down with his words, his giant biceps will surely rip you apart. Everyone deserves to have someone like Keanan in their life, but so few get the privilege. Hang on to him tight because he can race into your life just as quick as he can leave. (Due to the fact he's also very fast)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.