faded by achilles
"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.

Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
pushin 🅿️ w this mug😩
Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
straightforward order and delivery
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
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