Alara Mug
Alara is a beautiful girl who must be treated like a princess or you will not grab her attention. She is so kind, loving and she probably taste sweet! Her favorite color is pink and she is always looking to learn something new because she never wants to sit around and be lazy and she just always wants to learn to make herself better. You might catch her playing video games and if you are lucky enough to play with her then you better not lose her because that is one big accomplishment. She can have her moments here and there but you need to be by her side and comfort her. If you can make her happy she will appreciate you more and more every day. She can take time to gain her trust but if you do then you better not backstab her because she will give you the same treatment! Alara stands by treat others the way you want to be treated so treat her like royalty. If you find an Alara you better not lose her because she will make you happy in life. Her FaceTimes calls can be the best times with her but nothing will ever compare to her presence in person so better get to work !
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!