Brent Hately Mug
Brent Hatley, also known as Bort, is a radio "personality" and former producer on The Howard Stern Show and Bubba The Love Sponge. All before hard drugs landed him in the gutter. Brunt then had an embarrassing stint on Twitch featuring drunk antics between him and his pig wife Katelyn. Broke's last break came through OnlyFans, wherein his shemale soulmate gets railed by any amount of BBCs they can find. Bert films it on his phone while eating Nerds and yanking his limp dick. Their videos are often confused for animal porn. Blunt used to be in the Marines and will never let you forget it. He is desperate for respect and to scare off trolls. Of course neither will ever happen. Bloat ejaculates at the thought of making a citizen's arrest. His political views are largely influenced by The Joker, whose likeness is tattooed on Blotch's flabby arm. Blurb also detests religion, so he ironically worships Satan. Please note that Bart's brain didn't make it past middle school. Bleak's only reasons for living are weed, heavy metal and cuckold orgies. Anyone who puts down his lifestyle is a Jimmy McSally. Breet once rated himself a 7, despite his beastly resemblance to Uncle Fester and unmasked Darth Vader. People say his wife looks like Mona Lisa if she were from a trailer park. Weightlyn sells herself, as well as dirty undies and butthole keychains. She's the breadwinner of their rented room. All steamy details to be included in Brent's biography, The Adventures of Cuckleberry Finn.
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Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
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EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling